Q. Are your mallets made in the US?
A. Absolutely. Not only are they made in the US of the finest woods, but they are manufactured on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, the heart of Chesapeake Bay crab country. Our competitors mallets are made somewhere in Minnesota. Do you think they know anything about eating blue crabs?

Q. How do I know your mallets will work?
A. Umm. Try it? They even work for righties or lefties.

Q. Why don’t you print on the handle like other places?
A. Number one, we like to be different. Most importantly places that print on the handle don’t know a whole lot about eating crabs. Think about it. Your hands are wet and covered with salt, spices and Old Bay and you are hammering away yucking up the imprint on the handle. The imprint stays relatively clean on the head which just makes a lot of sense to us. When the head is printed, the imprint lasts far longer according to our test groups and the person using the mallet keeps seeing the imprint while eating. Pretty revolutionary.

Q. How can you sell your mallets at far lower price than other places -- like the places that print on the handles?
A. Elves and gnomes work very cheaply.
Yes and if you’ll notice our regular everyday price is less than their “Sale Price” --woooo. They also have a $50 set-up charge and yet “they” advertise the lowest prices on the internet.

Q. If I order 500 mallets how will I know that 500 are in the 2 boxes you shipped?
A. Uh -- we count them. And on a good day we even throw in a few extras just to be safe.

Q. Do you offer multi-color imprinting?
A. No -- not at this time.

Q. Can I use my crab mallet for other tasks around the home or office?
A. Yes.